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So I have all this space now...

I'm dedicating this portion of space to the Arts- Good Books, Good Movies, Good Music... some not so good as well.

The Movie: Evil Dead
The Critic: The One and Only Angry J

This week I'm writing on the movie The Evil Dead. Wow... I was taken back from this movie. Now their was great comedies in the 70's but shit hole if this don't take the cream pie!

This master piece film is about 5 collage kids that take a weekend trip to a small isolated cabin in Tennessee. Well these kids ( kids used loosely they look like 70's porn rejects) Find the book of the dead( oh no help us now) This book of the dead is spouse to be covered in human flesh and inked in human blood but, it has a paper mace cover done by a retorted dog and well the human blood for ink I think not straight BID action here kides.Well they also find a machine that only most of your parents could identify and that's a real to real player. So what do these model students do? they listen to it of course. That's when the shit really starts to hit the fan. and the grandee acting takes place. people start getting possessed by demons starting with a gentle vine raping, yea a vine rapes a girl a vein. She tryst to run but oops she trips over nothing at all over and over again. As the story progresses strange things really start to happen ( yes more strange then a vine raping). For one book shelf's keep falling on are hero and for some reason he has no power against the evil book shelf he cant lift it oft himself for crying out loud its one f..king self. this happens like three time. Any ways the story travels further and the kids learn the only way to get rid of the their friends, now posses with demands, is to dismember there body witch makes for great special effects. In the end only one of them is left alone and he defeats all the demeans .... or dose he's..... or do we care?

Please don't take this the wrong way it was a great work of comedy this movie sets the stage for such greats as cabin fever, and well Evil Dead 2 so rent by all means. When you do look for these wonders: Black sheets in the windows to give the look of night, Check out the moon, was that pasted on the film? For like three hours in the flick they all say just two hours till sun up. If you watch closely their are times when actors just wonder and out of frame, their lost its like the director just set up the camera and left saying action on the way out to lunch.

In closing thanks for reading I'm sure this didn't follow any path or even resemble and educated review and I see to that, O.k. you o.k. tardy wearing a. hat. Bong.

Angry J

The Movie: Glory Daze

The Critic: Julio (J.M.)

Summary

It's two days before graduation, and Jack is having serious doubts about the future. The old gang is breaking up - Rob is moving to L.A. with his girlfriend; Dennis is finishing his third degree and going to grad school in Michigan; Slosh has dropped out of school and stays drunk all the time; and Mickey, who still has a year of school to go, seems tired of the scene and wishes he had the guts to tell his friend Chelsea how he feels about her. As Jack looks out at his four years in Santa Cruz, he wonders if this isn't the best time of his life, and he wonders whether it might be a mistake to let it all go just because of graduation. As his pals also get glimpses of life after college, he decides he's not going to leave, that he's going to live his glory days a little longer.

Review

A story about college, drinking, sex and drugs. How can you go wrong? Ben Affleck is in it and hes a pansy stressing about the fact that his ex doesnt love him anymore. But he does get drunk and pull a chandelier off the ceiling, and get all bloody its worth it for that.

The Movie: Scorched

The Critic: Julio (J.M.)

Scorched

Summary

Three mischievous employees (Paulo Costanzo, Woody Harrelson, Alicia Silverstone) of a bank in a small deserted town all make plans to rob at the same time, however none of them knows about the others. Meanwhile, a clothing store employee (Rachel Leigh Cook) has plans for revenge against a local millionaire (John Cleese).

Review

This is a story about criminals, not much sex, no drugs, and no alcohol. But John Cleese (of Monty Python fame) is in it with a little gay dog and a shotgun. So if you arent in the mood for sex and drugs and alcohol, its not a bad movie.

The Movie: My Boss' Daughter

The Critic: The Lovable Cuddly and Single, Ladies! Julio (J.M.)

My Boss's Daughter

Summary

When a young man agrees to housesit for his boss, he thinks it'll be the perfect opportunity to get close to the woman he desperately has a crush on - his boss's daughter. But he doesn't plan on the long line of other houseguests that try to keep him from his mission. And he also has to deal with the daughter's older brother, who's on the run from local drug dealers.

Review

With the exception of 2 scenes where you get to see Carmen Electra in a very wet white T-shirt, this movie was Freakin CRAP. I would preferred to pour gasoline into my eye and light it on fire than watch this movie again except for the previously mentioned 2 scenes. Watch this and youll regret life for an hour and a half.

The Book: The History Of Knowledge

The Author: Charles Van Doren

Review Copied And Pasted by Julio (J.M.)

Book Description
A one-volume reference to the history of ideas that is a compendium of everything that humankind has thought, invented, created, considered, and perfected from the beginning of civilization into the twenty-first century. Massive in its scope, and yet totally accessible, A HISTORY OF KNOWLEDGE covers not only all the great theories and discoveries of the human race, but also explores the social conditions, political climates, and individual men and women of genius that brought ideas to fruition throughout history.

Who invented the concept of zero? How did Islam get started? These and countless other questions are answered, examined, and analyzed in a popular history of ideas that covers 500 years of civilization in a concise volume. "Delightful . . . provokes as much as it informs."--Publishers Weekly.

"Crystal clear and concise...Explains how humankind got to know what it knows."
Clifton Fadiman

A message From Julio

Charles Van Doren the author of this book was also involved in a Quiz Show Scandal during the 1950s. He and the producers of the TV show Twenty One conned the nation. If you want to learn more, and skip the book, they made a movie about the scandal in 94 thats the only reason I bought the book. Its called Quiz Show with John Turturro.

The Band: Reggie and the Full Effect

Check them out at the following: http://www.reggieandthefulleffect.com

Click the above download file thing to listen to "From Me to You"

I had the opportunity to see these guys in concert in Detroit with Alkaline Trio. Decent show...


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		So I have all this space now... I'm dedicating this portion of space to the Arts- Good Books, Good Movies, Good Music... some not so good as well. The Movie: Evil Dead The Critic: The One and Only Angry J This week I'm writing on the movie The Evil Dead. Wow... I was taken back from this movie. Now their was great comedies in the 70's but shit hole if this don't take the cream pie! This master piece film is about 5 collage kids that take a weekend trip to a small isolated cabin in Tennessee. Well these kids ( kids used loosely they look like 70's porn rejects) Find the book of the dead( oh no help us now) This book of the dead is spouse to be covered in human flesh and inked in human blood but, it has a paper mace cover done by a retorted dog and well the human blood for ink I think not straight BID action here kides.Well they also find a machine that only most of your parents could identify and that's a real to real player. So what do these model students do? they listen to it of course. That's when the shit really starts to hit the fan. and the grandee acting takes place. people start getting possessed by demons starting with a gentle vine raping, yea a vine rapes a girl a vein. She tryst to run but oops she trips over nothing at all over and over again. As the story progresses strange things really start to happen ( yes more strange then a vine raping). For one book shelf's keep falling on are hero and for some reason he has no power against the evil book shelf he cant lift it oft himself for crying out loud its one f..king self. this happens like three time. Any ways the story travels further and the kids learn the only way to get rid of the their friends, now posses with demands, is to dismember there body witch makes for great special effects. In the end only one of them is left alone and he defeats all the demeans .... or dose he's..... or do we care? Please don't take this the wrong way it was a great work of comedy this movie sets the stage for such greats as cabin fever, and well Evil Dead 2 so rent by all means. When you do look for these wonders: Black sheets in the windows to give the look of night, Check out the moon, was that pasted on the film? For like three hours in the flick they all say just two hours till sun up. If you watch closely their are times when actors just wonder and out of frame, their lost its like the director just set up the camera and left saying action on the way out to lunch. In closing thanks for reading I'm sure this didn't follow any path or even resemble and educated review and I see to that, O.k. you o.k. tardy wearing a. hat. Bong. Angry J The Movie: Glory Daze The Critic: Julio (J.M.) Summary It's two days before graduation, and Jack is having serious doubts about the future. The old gang is breaking up - Rob is moving to L.A. with his girlfriend; Dennis is finishing his third degree and going to grad school in Michigan; Slosh has dropped out of school and stays drunk all the time; and Mickey, who still has a year of school to go, seems tired of the scene and wishes he had the guts to tell his friend Chelsea how he feels about her. As Jack looks out at his four years in Santa Cruz, he wonders if this isn't the best time of his life, and he wonders whether it might be a mistake to let it all go just because of graduation. As his pals also get glimpses of life after college, he decides he's not going to leave, that he's going to live his glory days a little longer. Review A story about college, drinking, sex and drugs. How can you go wrong? Ben Affleck is in it and hes a pansy stressing about the fact that his ex doesnt love him anymore. But he does get drunk and pull a chandelier off the ceiling, and get all bloody its worth it for that. The Movie: Scorched The Critic: Julio (J.M.) Scorched Summary Three mischievous employees (Paulo Costanzo, Woody Harrelson, Alicia Silverstone) of a bank in a small deserted town all make plans to rob at the same time, however none of them knows about the others. Meanwhile, a clothing store employee (Rachel Leigh Cook) has plans for revenge against a local millionaire (John Cleese). Review This is a story about criminals, not much sex, no drugs, and no alcohol. But John Cleese (of Monty Python fame) is in it with a little gay dog and a shotgun. So if you arent in the mood for sex and drugs and alcohol, its not a bad movie. The Movie: My Boss' Daughter The Critic: The Lovable Cuddly and Single, Ladies! Julio (J.M.) My Boss's Daughter Summary When a young man agrees to housesit for his boss, he thinks it'll be the perfect opportunity to get close to the woman he desperately has a crush on - his boss's daughter. But he doesn't plan on the long line of other houseguests that try to keep him from his mission. And he also has to deal with the daughter's older brother, who's on the run from local drug dealers. Review With the exception of 2 scenes where you get to see Carmen Electra in a very wet white T-shirt, this movie was Freakin CRAP. I would preferred to pour gasoline into my eye and light it on fire than watch this movie again except for the previously mentioned 2 scenes. Watch this and youll regret life for an hour and a half.



		The Book: The History Of Knowledge The Author: Charles Van Doren Review Copied And Pasted by Julio (J.M.) *Book Description* A one-volume reference to the history of ideas that is a compendium of everything that humankind has thought, invented, created, considered, and perfected from the beginning of civilization into the twenty-first century. Massive in its scope, and yet totally accessible, A HISTORY OF KNOWLEDGE covers not only all the great theories and discoveries of the human race, but also explores the social conditions, political climates, and individual men and women of genius that brought ideas to fruition throughout history. Who invented the concept of zero? How did Islam get started? These and countless other questions are answered, examined, and analyzed in a popular history of ideas that covers 500 years of civilization in a concise volume. "Delightful . . . provokes as much as it informs."--Publishers Weekly. "Crystal clear and concise...Explains how humankind got to know what it knows." Clifton Fadiman A message From Julio Charles Van Doren the author of this book was also involved in a Quiz Show Scandal during the 1950s. He and the producers of the TV show Twenty One conned the nation. If you want to learn more, and skip the book, they made a movie about the scandal in 94 thats the only reason I bought the book. Its called Quiz Show with John Turturro.



		click here to download file The Band: Reggie and the Full Effect Check them out at the following: http://www.reggieandthefulleffect.com Click the above download file thing to listen to "From Me to You" I had the opportunity to see these guys in concert in Detroit with Alkaline Trio. Decent show...